Cajun Joke We Gonna Run Her Again in Da Morning

"Jolie Blonde" Midi

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Did You Hear The Ane Almost

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux ?

A Short Cajun Dikshunary:

(Or a crash course in "Cajun-speak")

Cajun = English language

"Ax"="Ask"

"Cher"="Dear" (Term of endearment)

"Couyon"="Crazy"

"Dat"="That"

"De"="The"

"Dem"="Them"

"Der"="There" or "Their"

"Dese"="These"

"Dey"="They"

"Fren"="Friend"

"Dis"="This"

"Mais"="Well"

"Not"="No"

"Tink"="Recollect"

"Wid"="With"

"Yous"="You all" or "Everybody"

"Yeh" or "Yah"="Yes"

Boudreaux's Definitions Of "Success"

When you are two years old, success is non peeing in your pants.

When you are 16, success is "Gettin' a lilliputian".

When you are 50, success is all most having had a nifty career and family life.

When you lot are 65, sucess is "Gettin a little".

And when you are 80, success is not peeing in your pants.

Boudreaux Got Ripped Off

The telephone rang at the State Police part the other day, and the desk-bound sergeant answered to hear an apparently intoxicated Boudreaux saying, "Somebody done broke into my motorcar an' stole everyting ! Dey done took de dashboard, de steering wheel, de restriction pedal, and even de accelarator. Send somebody, quick." Before the sergeant had a chance to dispatch a Trooper, the phone rang again. It was Boudreaux. He says, "Never y'all listen, Mr. Trooper, I had got in de back seat by mistake."

The Wishing Well

Boudreaux & Marie were walking through the town square the other day, when they spotted a wishing well. Boudreaux throws a penny down the well and makes a wish. Marie decides to try it as well. She leans over to throw her penny in, but falls into the well and drowns. Boudreaux exclaims, "Damn, it works !"

"Tee" Boudreaux'due south Future

Tee Boudreaux is 24 years quondam and still living at home. Boudreaux and Marie are starting to worry about what he is going to do with his future. Boudreaux tells Marie, "Cher, let's do a little test. Nosotros goin' to put a ten-dollar bill, a bible and a bottle of alcohol on de table, and when Tee Boudreaux comes in, we gonna be able to figure out what he's gonna exercise. If he takes de x-dollar pecker, he'due south gonna be a business homo, if he picks up de bible, he'south gonna be a preacher, but if he picks upwards de booze, I'm afraid he'due south gonna exist a bum de residual of his life." So the put the stuff out and hid in the cupboard when they heard Tee coming in. Tee walks by the table, picks up the ten-dollar beak, looks at information technology and puts information technology in his pocket. And so he picks up the bible, flips through it, and puts it under his arm. He picks up the bottle of alcohol, takes a healthy swig out of it, and walks off with the rest of the bottle. Boudreaux and Marie, were watching all of this through the keyhole, and Boudreaux sighs, "Mais Cher, it looks like our son is gonna be a damn politician !"

Boudreaux's Vacations

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were talking ane afternoon, and Boudreaux tells Thibodeaux, "You know, I tink I'm gear up for a little holiday. But dis twelvemonth I wants to do sumting different. De las' few years, I took your suggestions nearly where to go. Three years ago you said I should become to Hawaii, an' I did an' Marie got pregnant. De next year y'all said to go to de Commonwealth of the bahamas. Marie got meaning over again. And last year you told me to go to Tahiti. Sure enough, Marie got meaning once more. Dis year I wants to to someplace cheaper so I can bring her wid me !"

Cowboy Thibodeaux

Old cowboy Thibodeaux walked into the Last Roundup Saloon the other twenty-four hour period, dressed in his finest cowboy outfit. Had his 10-gallon hat, his best chaps, and his spurs on. As he saturday there sipping a beer, a skillful-looking immature lady came in and sat next to him. A few minutes later, she was looking at Thibodeaux upwards and down, and asked him, "Are y'all a existent cowboy ?" Thibodeaux answered, "Mais, I been on a ranch all my life roping cows, breaking horses, fixin' fences, and chasing women, then yeh, I guess I am. And what are you ?" The immature lady tells him, "Well I've never been on a ranch, never roped a cow, broke horses, or mended fences, so I'm not a cowgirl, just I do think about women all the time. I wake up in the morn and think about women, when I swallow, piece of work, shop, all I recollect almost is women. I am a lesbian." A few minutes afterward she gets up and leaves. After a while, Boudreaux walks in and sits next to Thibodeaux and asks him, "Hey, Podnuh, are yous a existent cowboy ?" Thibodeaux looks at him and tells him, "Mais, I thought I was, but I just found out I'yard a lesbian !"

Tee Boudreaux Ain't No Fool

Tee Boudreaux goes to his poppa, Large Boudreaux, and asks him, "Poppa, tin you buy me dat new $200.00 bicycle dey jus' got in at de Wal-Mart ?" Boudreaux tells him, "Mais Tee Boo, I sure wish I could, but I gots nigh an $80,000.00 mortgage on de firm. I can't afford it correct at present. Maybe for Christmas." Christmas is getting close and Tee Boo again asks near the wheel. Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, Tee Boo, I'chiliad lamentable, merely de mortgage on de business firm is withal pretty high. I nevertheless can't afford you a cycle right now." A couple of days later, Boudreaux sees Tee walking out of the house with all his stuff packed in a suitcase, and asks him where he's going. Tee Boo tells him, "It'south like dis. Las' nighttime I was walking past you and Momma'due south room, and I heard you say you lot were pulling out. And Momma said for you to await, 'cause she was coming too. And I'll be damn if you gonna run off and leave me stuck wid dat big mortgage !"

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux At The Bar, Again

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were again spending Saturday night at the City Bar, and later several hours of steady drinking, Thibodeaux of a sudden roughshod backwards off of the barstool and onto the floor, passed out cold. Boudreaux looks at Thib, looks up at the bartender, and remarks, "Dat'due south what I like about Thibodeaux. He knows when he done had enough to beverage."

Boudreaux'south A Crazy Driver

Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were driving around town one night, and coming up to a ruby light, Boudreaux runs correct through it, not fifty-fifty slowing down. Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux, you lot ran dat red light. Exist careful !" Boudreaux tells him, "Don't worry, Hebert does it all de fourth dimension, and nuttin e'er happens." A few minutes after, another red light, and Boudreaux runs it too. Thibodeaux screams at him, "Boudreaux, you proceed running dem red lights, y'all gonna got us killed !" Boudreaux assures him, "Mais I washed tol' you, Hebert does information technology all de fourth dimension wid no problem. Don't worry." The next intersection they come to, they have a green light, and Boudreaux slams on the brakes, coming to a complete terminate on green. Thibodeaux asks him, "Why y'all finish for de green light ?" Boudreaux, looking cautiously both ways tells him, "Mais, if I gots de green light, I gots to be careful, 'cause Hebert might be passing de other way !"

Boudreaux Goes To Confession

Boudreaux, in his usual highly inebriated country, accidently stumbled into the church building building Sat afternoon, trips his way into the confessional and sits down. The Priest, there of course to hear confession, hears nothing. The Priest coughs to let Boudreaux know that he'southward ready to listen to him, but still hears nothing. He then knocks on the wall separating them, and Boudreaux tells him, "Sorry, podnuh, der ain't no paper in dis one neither !"

The Lovers

Boudreaux, Thibodeaux, and Hebert were bragging about their love-making abilities. Hebert bragged, "I made love to my wife three times concluding night. She woke up in ecstacy!" Thibodeaux said, "Mais, me I fabricated love to Clotile 6 times last dark. She got up dis morning, cooked me a good breakfast, and tol' me she could never find a amend homo den me !" Boudreaux, takes a sip of his beer and says, "Me, I only fabricated dearest to Marie one time last dark." Hebert and Thibodeaux busted out laughing hysterically. Thibodeaux managed to ask Boudreaux, "And what she had to say to you lot dis morning ?" Boudreaux takes another sip of beer and calmly replies, "Mais, all she tol' me was, ' Boudreaux, please don't stop !' "

"Tee" Boudreaux Wants To Get Married

Tee Boudreaux outburst into the firm one day and said, "Momma, Poppa, guess what ! Me and Susie, from downwardly de road decided to got married !" Boudreaux takes him aside and tells him, out of earshot from Marie, "Tee, I gots to tell yous sumting. Dorsum when I was young, I used to fool around on you Momma alot. Susie is really your half-sis, and then I'm afraid yous can't marry her." Tee Boudreaux was, of grade all let down, but eventually, he got over it. He met another real overnice Cajun girl, and sure plenty, one day he ran back into the house and announced, "Momma, Poppa, dis time it'due south for real ! Me an' Clarisse from across de swamp, we gonna got married !" Again Boudreaux takes him aside and tells him, "Tee, you call back what I tol' you last time ? I'm afraid Clarisse is your half-sister, too." By now, Tee Boudreaux really got his mad up real loftier, and decides to tell his Momma what's been going on with his Poppa. After he tells Marie what his Poppa had done, she tells him, "Tee Boudreaux, don't you worry yourself about dat a'tall. Go ahead an' ally de daughter. Boudreaux ain't your real Poppa, anyhow !"

Goin' To Sky

Old Father Maloney walks into the Urban center Bar the other day, and spots Hebert. He walks over and asks Hebert, "Do y'all desire to go to Heaven, my son ?" Hebert replies, "Mais, yeh, I guess." Father tells him to go stand over against the wall. He then sees Thibodeaux, and asks him the same question, "Do you want to go to Heaven, my son ?" Thibodeaux tells him, "Mais, sure." Begetter tells him to go stand by Hebert. Father then spots Boudreaux, and asks him the aforementioned question. Boudreaux tells the priest, "Non me, no." Father Maloney can't believe what he is hearing, and asks Boudreaux over again, "My son, don't you lot want to go to Heaven when you die ?" Boudreaux says, "Oh for certain, Father, when I die. I thought you was puttin' a load together to go right now !"

Boudreaux Washed Did It Again

Boudreaux staggered into the house late last Saturday night, drunk as usual, and as he walks in, lets out a tremendous discharge, immediately followed by a very large, very loud gaseous expulsion. (He passed gas.) Marie, who had been waiting upward for him, was, as usual, disgusted with his actions, and told him so. "Boudreaux," she said, "You is disgusting. You drinks all de fourth dimension, you lot belches when yous around me and you don't intendance where yous at or who'south around when y'all pass de gas. Until you straighten yourself out, I'grand gonna cut you off !" Boudreaux looks at her through his very bloodshot eyes and tells her, "Mais, Cher, how y'all gonna cut me off ? You don't know where I'm gettin' information technology !"

Marie's Hearing Problem

Boudreaux went to see Doctor Hebert, and told him, "Md, I'm worried nearly Marie. I tink she's deaf. Every fourth dimension I tells her sumting, I got to repeat it." The Doc tells him, "Well, Boudreaux, we tin check it out pretty easy. When you get home tonight, stand about xv anxiety backside her, and ask her something. If she doesn't reply, move near five feet closer and endeavour again. Keep moving closer to her until she responds. That fashion we'll have an thought how serious her problem is." Then when Boudreaux gets dwelling house, he walks up behind Marie in the kitchen, and asks, "Cher, what's for supper ?" No answer. He moves about five anxiety closer and trys again. "Cher, what'south for supper ?" Still no reply. V more than feet, same thing, until he is standing right backside her. Once more he asks, "Cher, what's for supper ?" Marie turns effectually and yells at him, " For de fourth damn fourth dimension, chicken gumbo ! "

Boudreaux Pays His Beak

Boudreaux and Marie took a lilliputian weekend getaway trip recently, and on checking out of the motel, Boudreaux was presented a bill for $400.00 for but two nights. Well being the frugal individual Boudreaux is, he proceeded to cut loose on the desk clerk. "For why my bill is and so loftier ? Nosotros wuz jus' hither for two nights !" The clerk advises him, "Well,sir, the motel has a health spa, do equipment, running track, and an olympic size swimming pool." Boudreaux tells him, "Merely I didn't use none of dat stuff." The clerk replies, "Mayhap not, but it was availabile." Well Boudreaux really has his mad upwardly at present, and tells the guy, "Well if I got to pay dat, here'due south a bill for you lot for $350.00 for you sleeping wid my wife while we was here !" The clerk tells Boudreaux that he didn't sleep with his wife. Boudreaux screams back at him, "Well, maybe not, merely she was available !"

Boudreaux, Thibodeaux And The Nun

Male parent Thibodeaux was making his weekly patient visits to the hospital. As he walked down the hallway, he spotted Mother Angelica coming toward him, lickety-split, maxim her rosary fast and loud. She ran past him without saying a word. Begetter Thibodeaux continues down the hall and sees Doctor Boudreaux coming effectually the corner. He asks, "Physician Boudreaux, whas' de thing wid Mother Angelica ? She jus' passed by me goin' to shell de band, and sayin' her rosary fas' fas', and loud, loud." Physician Boudreaux tells him, "Mais I jus' tol' her she's significant." Father Thib asks, "Oh, no. Is she actually ?" Doc Boudreaux says, "Mais, of class not. Just I sure cured her hiccups !"

Marie's Mad At Boudreaux

Boudreaux is back at his favorite hangout, the City Bar, and really looking downwards in the dumps. The bartender asks him what the problem is. Boudreaux tells him, "Well, me an' Marie,we had a big fight, an' she tol' me she wasn't goin' to talk to me for a month." The barkeep says, "Well, Boudreaux, dat should make you happy." Boudreaux says, "Yeh, I been happy, but de month is over today !"

The Boudreaux Law Firm

A human calls the law offices of Boudreaux, Boudreaux, Boudreaux and Boudreaux. When the phone is answered, he asks to speak to Mr. Boudreaux. He is told, "Mr. Boudreaux is out playing golf." So he asks to speak to Mr. Boudreaux. He is and then told, "Mr. Boudreaux is out of town on business concern. He won't be in 'till calendar week later side by side." He then asks, "Well, allow me speak to Mr. Boudreaux." The voice tells him, "I'm distressing, Mr. Boudreaux retired. He is no longer with the house." Totally frustrated, the homo trys one more than time, "Let me speak to Mr. Boudreaux. The vox says, "Oh, sure. Dis is Boudreaux."

The Lady Golfers

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were out on the golf class last weekend, when they caught up to ii ladies a little fleck ahead of them, who were playing actually ho-hum. Afterward a couple of holes, they couldn't take the slow game anymore, and Thibodeaux says, "Dammit, Boudreaux, I'm gonna become tell dem wimmen to either play faster, or become off de golf game course." He walks toward the two ladies, just after going only near halfway, turns around and comes back without saying anything to them." Boudreaux asks him why he didn't say anything to them. Thibodeaux tells him, "I can't go talk to dem. One of dem is my wife, and de other 1 is my girlfriend." Boudreaux says, "Mais, never heed. I'll go tell dem sumting." He walks a little manner but also turns around without saying anything. Thibodeaux asks, "I tought y'all was goin' tell dem to move." Boudreaux says, "Mais, I couldn't let dem see me, Thib. I got de aforementioned problem you had !"

The Dentures

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were out on the golf course a couple of days ago, and as they were finishing their game, Thibodeaux commented that he was going to come across Dr. Hebert, the local dentist, the next 24-hour interval to go his new dentures. Boudreaux commented, "Oh yeh, I got my dentures from him a couple of years ago." Thibodeaux asked, "Well, did he exercise a adept job ?" Boudreaux says, "Mais, let me puts information technology similar dis. Yesterday I was out here playing golfs, and de guy on de side by side hole sliced his ball, an' information technology hitted me correct in de crotch. An' dat'south de starting time time in two years dat my teeth didn't hurt !"

And Nevertheless One More Fishing Trip

Boudreaux was out in the bayou angling the other solar day. Simply he was fishing the old-fashioned Cajun mode, with sticks of dynamite. Nigh the time he was getting set up to light his 3rd stick of dynamite, Thibodeaux, the Game Warden came up in his gunkhole. "Dammit it, Boudreaux, how many times I gots to told y'all, you tin can't use dynomite to fish. Information technology's against de law !" Boudreaux proceeds to light the fuse, and calmly handing the lit dynamite to Warden Thibodeaux, asks him, "Mais told me, Thib, we gonna talk all 24-hour interval, or we gonna fish ?"

Marie Paints The Kitchen

It was a typical Southward Louisiana July afternoon. A hundred degrees, and a hundred percent humidity. Hot and wet. Boudreaux comes abode from working at the crawfish farm to notice Marie painting the kitchen, wearing non some old comfortable clothes, but two heavy jackets. (In July, yet.) Boudreaux asks Marie why she was dressed that way on what surely had to be one of the hottest days of the year. Marie tells him, "Mais Boudreaux, look on de tin can of paint. It say, 'For all-time results, put on two coats.' So dat's what I did' !"

Thibodeaux'south Mule

Thibodeaux owned a farm. He had an old mule he used to pull the turn in his fields. It was a practiced, hard-working mule, and so he took real proficient care of information technology, fifty-fifty giving information technology a place to sleep in the barn. The only problem was that every evening when he tried to put the mule into the befouled for the night, the mule's long ears would brush the top of the barn door, driving the mule nuts and causing him to kick at everything. In social club to solve this problem, Thibodeaux decided to cutting a larger opening at the summit of the door, so the mule's ears would non touch. As he was working on the door, his good friend Boudreaux happened by, and of grade inquired as to what Thibodeaux was doing. Thibodeaux explained the trouble, and Boudreaux suggested that he could save himself a lot of work by digging the entrance down a piffling to make the opening larger. Thibodeaux replied, "Mais, you couyon, I washed told you it was considering his ears are besides long. Non his legs !"

The Desert Island

Boudreaux, Thibodeaux, and their Aggie friend were marooned on a desert island for the last few years. One solar day, while walking along the beach, they spotted a bottle that had done up from the ocean. Rubbing the sand off of information technology causes a genie to popular out of the canteen and the genie tells them, "Yous are at present my masters. I can grant iii wishes. However, since there are iii of you, I can only grant you each one wish." Boudreaux tells the genie, "Mais I sure miss my fishing camp in the Atchafalaya Bowl. I'd sure like to be back der." The genie grants his wish, and POOF , Boudreaux is back home. Thibodeaux says, "Me, I been lonesome for my sweet Clotile. I sure would like to be back wid her." The genie says, "No problem", and POOF , Thibodeaux is on his manner. The Aggie tells the genie, "Well, I'chiliad already lonesome for my two friends, Boudreaux & Thibodeaux. I sure wish they could be hither with me !" POOF !

And Yet Another Golf Story

Seventy-5 year-former Boudreaux returned home after a round of golf, and Marie asked him how it went. Boudreaux tells her, "Well, I was hitting de brawl pretty good, merely my old eyesight done got so bad, I couldn't see where de ball was going." Marie suggests that next time he take Thibodeaux forth with him. Boudreaux says, "But, Marie, Thibodeaux is eighty-five years old, and he don't play golf no more." Marie tells him, "Mais, yeh, simply his eyesight is still real good. He can watch where de ball goes for you." Boudreaux says, "Yeh, I hadn't thought near dat." The next day Boudreaux & Thibodeaux head out to the links, and on the get-go tee, Boudreaux hits what was probably his best tee shot ever. He turns to onetime Thibodeaux and asks, "OK, Thib, where my ball went ?" Thibodeaux replies, "Mais, I forgot !"

Boudreaux Goes To The Movies

Boudreaux went to a film for the outset fourth dimension a couple of weeks ago. The usher noticed that Boudreaux was sprawled across iii seats, taking up space, and so he told him that he was simply allowed to have one seat. Boudreaux just groaned, merely didn't budge. The usher told him, "Sir, if you don't movement, I'k going to have to get the manager." Boudreaux groaned again, simply didn't motility. So the usher goes to the dorsum of the theater, returning with the director, and together, they tried to get Boudreaux to sit upwards in one seat. Boudreaux just grunted, only nonetheless didn't budge. The director tells him, "Sir, if you don't move, I'm going to call the constabulary." Boudreaux groans, but doesn't move. A few minutes later, the constabulary show up, and the officer asks Boudreaux to motion. Boudreaux groans, just still doesn't movement. The officer asks him, "Where y'all from, anyway, Pardner?" Boudreaux points upward, and moans, "From de balcony !

The State Police Roadblock

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux were driving down the levee the other day engaging in their favorite pastime, drinking beer. As they rounded a turn, they saw a Land Police roadblock alee, and Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux, if dem Troopers encounter united states wid dis beer, dey gonna bust united states of america." Boudreaux tells him, "Don't worry Thib, we'll just pull over right here, stop our beers, pare de labels off de bottles, and stick dem on our foreheads, and throw de empty bottles in de ditch. Dey own't gonna know nuttin' ." Thibodeaux says, "Mais what dat's gonna do ?" Boudreaux tells him, "You jus' be quiet, an' allow me exercise de talkin' ." When they drive up to the roadblock, the commencement thing the Trooper asks is, "Have you fellas been drinking ?" Boudreaux, pointing to his forehead, replies, "Oh, no sir. Nosotros used to do dat, but at present nosotros on de patch !"

The New Job

Boudreaux and Thibodeaux got a chore at the sawmill. On their first day, after a couple of hours at work, Boudreaux hears Thibodeaux screaming. He runs over to come across what was wrong. Thibodeaux tells him, "I done lost me a finger." Boudreaux asked him how that happened. Thibodeaux tells him, "Mais I touched dis big spinning ting right here, and - - - - dammit, dere goes anudder 1."

Thibodeaux Makes A Good Start

Thibodeaux simply got himself a new task in a downtown part. The boss told him on his first morning at work that his first job would exist to run downwards to the corner restaurant and get java for the office. On his way out the door, he picked up a large thermos canteen and ran down to the corner to get the coffee. Getting to the restaurant he asks the waiter if the thermos was big plenty to concur half dozen cups of coffee. The waiter told him that it would be. And then Thibodeaux tells him, "Cracking ! Give me two regular, ii black, an' two decaf !"

Father Boudreaux And The Mule

Father Boudreaux gets to his church building last Mon morning to find a dead mule on the front lawn. He didn't know how to go about getting rid of information technology, so he calls the police. They come over, and after looking around inform him that there appears to be no foul play involved, and so they can't help him and he should call the health section. The health department says that since it didn't announced to have been there very long, it did not pose a wellness threat, and they couldn't pick information technology up without the Mayor'due south OK. Well, now Father Boudreaux knows Mayor Thibodeaux pretty well, and knows that he has a bad temper and is pretty hard to deal with, and he wasn't actually too anxious to accept to ask him for a favor. But he had to get rid of the mule somehow, and so he called the Mayor. Well as expected, Mayor Thibodeaux starts screaming and being his usual obnoxious cocky, and tells Male parent Boudreaux, "For why you callin' me ? It should be your job to bury de expressionless, anyway !" Male parent Boudreaux replies, "Mais, yeh Mayor, you correct. It is my job to coffin de dead. But I always likes to noitify de next of kin, first !"

The Speed Limit

Thibodeaux and Hebert were driving downwards the Interstate yesterday, but Thibodeaux was only driving most x miles per 60 minutes. Traffic was passing them left and right, 18 wheelers were swerving all over trying to go on from slamming into them, and traffic was by and large in chaos. Country Trooper Boudreaux, sitting near an overpass, saw this and proceeded to pull Thibodeaux over. Trooper Boudreaux asked Thibodeaux, "Why y'all goin' so ho-hum ?" Thibodeaux replied, "Mais, Ossifer, I e'er drives de speed limit, look der'southward a sign right der, an' it says '10' ." Trooper Boudreaux tells him, "Thibodeaux, y'all dummy, dat's de hightway sign. Dis is Interstate ten." Boudreaux looks over and notices Hebert shaking and sweating, and asks him what the problem is. Hebert says, "Boy, I sure wish you had stopped us 10 minutes ago, when we was on highway 182 !"

Marie Takes Care Of Business concern

Marie got home early from playing bingo the other nighttime to observe Boudreaux in bed with another woman. she proceeded to throw him out the window of their tenth story apartment. In courtroom on charges of manslaughter, the judge asked her why she threw Boudreaux out of the window. Marie calmly told him, "Mais, judge, I figured dat at 87 years former, if dat old fool was able to make beloved to anudder woman at his age, he should be able to fly, besides !"

Boudreaux And Medicaid

Old human Boudreaux (87 years erstwhile) and his girlfriend (also 87) went to the doctor'due south part recently and the md asked what he could practise for them. Boudreaux asked, "Could you watch u.s. make love ?" The doctor examined both of them and told them to have at it. They made love for a while, the doctor re-examined them and told them that he could run into nothing wrong. They paid the doctor for the office visit and left. This went on for several weeks, a couple of times each calendar week. They would come in, be examined, have sex, pay the doctor, and leave. Later a couple of months, the doctor finally asked them, "Look, I don't have a problem with taking your money, but but what is it yous're trying to find out ? I don't see any problem with your sex life other than the fact that you're both 87 years former and don't have the energy of a younger couple. What exactly is it that you desire to know ?" Boudreaux tells him, "Mais, Md, we not trying to observe out anyting. We tin can't go to my house to have sex, 'cause my wife is der, an' nosotros can't go to her firm to have sex, 'cause her husband is der. If we go to de Holiday Inn, it costs us seventy bucks, and if nosotros go to de Hilton, it costs us 90 bucks. Simply we tin can exercise it here for xl bucks, and I gets 35 back from medicaid."

The Backseat Drivers

Boudreaux was driving down the road the other mean solar day, with his wife, Marie, and his female parent-in-constabulary in the car. Every couple hundred yards, the ii women would take turns telling him something about his driving. "Ho-hum down ! Watch the other car ! Don't drive so close to the centre line ! Look out for that curve ! Etc. Etc." After awhile this started to wear on Boudreaux. He slams on the brakes and pulls onto the shoulder of the road. Turning to Marie, he says, "Look, who's driving dis car ? You or your Momma ?"

Boudreaux Forgot

Quondam man Boudreaux (retrieve he's 87 years quondam) walked into Mama Toot'due south Business firm Of Sick Repute the other day and announced, "I wants me a woman !" Mama Toot looked at him kinda funny and asked him "For what ?" Boudreaux tells her, "Mais, dis is Mama Toot'due south House Of Ill Repute, ain't it ? And you gots lotsa women hither dat are set up an' willin' don't yous ?" Mama Toot says, "Yeh, just what yous want ?" Boudreaux tells her, "Mais, I wanna get me some. Dat'south why I'm here." Mama Toot replies, "Just yous're too old. Yous've had information technology." Boudreaux says, "Oh, I'm lamentable. How much I owe yous ?"

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